Shakespearean Sonnet #3

So today is our two year anniversary and I thought I would write a little something to celebrate.  This is about as romantic as I know how to be.  How people enjoy it enough to justify the embarrassment of writing it.

Today is officially two years since I married my man

In Rehoboth Beach right by the ocean

We proved we can last longer than Hollywood can

Without millions, maids, mansions or any other potion.

So suck it Britney, Kim, Cher and Drew

We may not have your fortune and fame

But we stayed married longer than you

And most would agree that isn’t lame.

We are just simple people together,  living our lives

With good friends and cheap beer we’re two peas in a pod

No drama, no Honey Boo Boo and no sister wives

Just me, my dear husband and his rockin bod.

Two years down and many to go

As long as I don’t catch him with some nappy ass ho!