Haikus #11 & 12 Toddlers Gone Wild

This is such a crazy one that you get two haikus for the price of one!  I could probably write five more on this subject but here you go.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/fight-club-kids-sees-daycare-workers-charged-delaware

#1

A kiddy fight club

Day care workers cheer it on

Classy, Delaware

#2

 Babies punch babies
Day care workers think it's cool
Can't make that shit up