It is impossible to leave this one untouched. A special thanks goes out to New Jersey and drugs for making this one happen.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/jargget-washington-new-jersey_n_2004884.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News
Jargget Washington was in Jersey City
just hanging out on a Monday night
He scored himself some PCP
and now finds himself in the limelight.
Cops found him in the street straight up nude
and took him to the hospital to get checked out
He spit at the cops and got increasingly rude
Even ate his hospital bracelet... what's that about?
He is released from the hospital and more crazy ensues
Dressed in his hospital gown, cops put him in their car
where he thought it might be smart to take a dump and let it ooze
And yet this story still gets more bizarre.
They get him to the precinct try to get him booked
And he decides to gnaw off his finger and swallow it down
Part of me dares to wonder how that scene looked
Cause this man is the new official mayor of crazy town.
Drugs, nudity, and self mutilation too
Finished off by a grown ass man sitting in his poo.
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