I am not the prissiest girl in the world but I do happen to hate roaches. No sum of money could ever entice me to take part in this contest... lucky for me...
Oh Florida, a
silly state chock full of crazies
Edward ate the
most cockroaches in a contest
And as a
result he is pushing up daisies
This story is
fact, I truly don’t jest.
The exact cause
of his death is not known
They must wait
for the autopsy result
Who knows what
will be written on that tombstone
Hopefully it
doesn’t add further insult.
Florida, your
residents are a trashy, hickish lot
Death by roach,
selling your kid and eating a man’s face
Are just a few
of the crazy news stories that you’ve got
Class is
something that your beaches just can’t replace.
A man swallowed
insect after insect just for a prize
No python is
worth death by cockroach in this girl’s eyes.
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