A man in Oregon tends to his farm
as he does each
and every day
He disappears and
it causes alarm
He's not the type
to run away.
His family decides
to search to see what clues they can they find
They search the
house, the yard and the animal pen
And discover his
dentures and body parts mixed in with the swine
Who would thought
this story would have such a tragic end?
How this happened,
the experts aren’t quite sure
Did he die
naturally or did the pigs attack?
But what a way to
go mixed in with manure
One thing I know
is that those pigs are whack.
He cared for the
pigs and his life was taken
Time to kill them
all and make some kick ass bacon.
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