A nun took a trip to the convenient store
Perhaps to buy some chips, soda or ice cream
But something came over her as she walked through the door
and what she did would make Satan beam.
This sweet little woman who had taken an oath
Of poverty, piety and being devout
Helped herself to some beers and 4 loko
via the ol' five finger discount.
This proves that temptation comes after everyone
This urge must have been sent directly from Satan
We are all vulnerable, even a little old nun
As a result she will spend time in purgatory awaitin'.
Jesus eventually forgives because that is what he does
Because every now and then a nun needs to rock a little buzz.
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