Limerick #12- Sloppy Sam

Not quite sure why it took the media 19 days to get a hold of this one but it's out there now....

http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/entertainment/celebrity/ex-abc-news-veteran-sam-donaldson-charged-with-dui

Sam Donaldson was driving around

In Lewes, DE where I live, a small town

He got pulled over by the town's best

and failed his field sobriety test

And DUI is what the officer wrote down.