Couplet Poem #2- A Cheatin' Fool

My mom cheats at Words with Friends

I call her out but she'll deny it till the bitter end.

"Why would I cheat?" she will often exclaim.

"Cheating is for cheaters and cheating is lame."

So I will let you, the public be the judge

Do I have good reason for holding this grudge?

She plays words like rehem, yente and glady which have no meaning

From that alone, in my favor you should be leaning.

And then there are words which I guarantee she never knew

Such as an ephod which is a vestment for an ancient Hebrew.

And Kainit which is a salt of potassium used in fertilizer production

My mom is cheating and that should be your deduction.

I love my momma and I don't mind her winning.

But cheating is sinning and sinning ain't winning.