Couplet Poem #8 Tat Ain't Cool

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/georgia-mom-arrested-for-allowing-10-year-old-to-get-tattoo/

A ten year old gets a tat

So... what's wrong with that?

His brother was killed by a car

The tattoo was a memoir

His mom said it was cool

But some think it is cruel

His tiny tatted arm

Is causing alarm

Getting a tat that young is a crime

Although his mom won't get jail time.

If my mom let me get a tat at the age of ten

It would have been the Smurfs, the Snorks or Barbie & Ken.

Kids should not make decisions about permanent marks on their bodies

Because with a Papa Smurf on my ass I would be a lot less of a hottie.

Limerick #13

http://news.yahoo.com/hundreds-animals-removed-ohio-mans-house-215755172.html

A man from Ohio had a pigeon

His love for animals was like a religion.

One pigeon turned into more than thirty

And that got the place filthy dirty

He went overboard on pigeons just a smidgen.

Haiku #19 Cat Capping

A new law out of Kansas...

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/04/kansas-s-new-cat-law-and-the-craziest-crazy-cat-lady-stories.html

A new Kansas law

To stop crazy cat ladies

4 cats maximum

Couplet Poem #7

No article here just a video about a girl who like cats.... a lot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mTTwcCVajAc

Debbie decided to try dating online on eHarmony

He profile video makes her seem crazy as can be.

She talks about graduating with her MBA 

And from there she starts to go cray cray.

She says, "I love cats" and starts to cry

I doubt that is going to pick up any guy.

She starts to talk about how she likes to run

But goes back to the cats, a subject that should be done.

She wants them in baskets and with bow ties

It's hard to miss the crazy in her eyes.

She wants cats on rainbows and in her bed 

And I want a doctor to examine her head.

Couplet Poem #6- Rokerrhea

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/al-roker-pooped-pants-white-house-article-1.1235259

Al Roker was at the White House in 2002

And in his pants he dropped a poo.

He had recently had gastric bypass

And a result his food fell out his ass.

Al Roker is a famous and funny dude

But now he'll be known because in his pants he pooed.