Acrostic #2

Work week is finally over

Everyone is so happy

Endless possibilities await

Know it isn’t long enough

Each day of freedom passes

Need a three day weekend

Dreading Monday morning

Shakespearean Sonnet #1

The cooler weather is finally here

And my mind turns to one thing

All I want and need is beer

And the happiness it will bring

I muddle my way through the work day

Thinking about this delicious treat

I make it through and earn my pay

And race to my favorite bar seat.

Beer is so good at the change of season

It is cold and crisp and goes down fast

The autumn alkie urge has no rhyme or reason

Though I know that it will not last

Something about this time of year

Fuels my desire for beer beer beer.

Haiku #7

Gangnam style so good

Little tiny Asian man

Make me laugh so hard.

Acrostic #1

W here dreams go to die

O r death comes to your dreams

R etards my mind
K ills my soul

       

Cinquain #2

Kardashian

Beautiful, overexposed

Please go away

Sick of your face

Talentless

Haiku #6

40 days and nights

So damn sick of politics

Election come quick.

Haiku #5

Ref lockout over

Replacements: move your ass out

Ed bench presses trees.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/locked-out-officials-league-agree-to-deal-in-time-week-4-roger-goodell-nflra-replacement-officials-092612

Cinquain #1

iphone

overrated, overpriced

will never own

it's like a cult

lame

Haiku #4

He has the hiccups

Idea: put gun in his face

People are not smart.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/army-soldier-trying-cure-hiccups-charged-manslaughter-124541269.html

Haiku #3

Porkiest of pork

A bacon shortage... say what?

Pig meat is priceless.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57519703/global-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-group-says/

Haiku #2

Kat looks smoking hot

Her tots are eating the dress

But the dress fights back.

Haiku #1

Look at Miley's hair

Bitch be trippin fo' sheezy

She look so cray cray.

Hello, world!!!!

Hello everyone.  So I am sure that there are many of you out there in blog land that remember being in middle school and having to write haikus, sonnets and various other forms of poetry in a vain attempt to show your literary appreciation and prove that you had received some sort of culture.  Well this is my little experiment at injecting humor to these quick little poems to not only entertain myself but also hopefully entertain others in the process.  Hopefully you will enjoy and remember only to comment if you have something nice to say.  I think that is a lesson from Bambi we should all revisit.  Bye!